Five Hundred Words On...

What lies before is simply what I call ‘The List.’ Containing every subject about which I have written, painstakingly edited, and published on this blog, The List is a simple reference tool to show exactly what you have asked, and to provide links to the brilliant resulting works on my part.

Before submitting any challenge, make sure to consult The List and see if your challenge has already been fulfilled.

Five Hundred Words On…

This Blog (posted as an introduction and explanation for this blog) – Sunday, August 28.

Why I Like True Blood (proposed by Lisa Hostuttler) – Monday, September 5

What Will Make Me Buy the New Star Wars: The Complete Saga Blu-Ray Set (proposed by Leroy Brumage) – Friday, September 9

The Events of Sept. 11, 2001 (no challenge available, so I wrote this for the holiday) – Monday, September 12

4-H (proposed by Diane Petraitis) – Friday, September 16

The Perfect Album (proposed by Leroy Brumage) – Monday, September 19

Nikola Tesla (proposed by Brian Ornduff) – Friday, September 23

Camouflage (proposed by Brian Ornduff) – Monday, September 26

Street Art and Graffiti (proposed by Brian Ornduff) – Friday, September 30

Troy Davis (proposed by Sean Lee) – Monday, October 3

The State (and Idea) of Indie Music (proposed by Leroy Brumage) – Friday, October 7

Ted Nugent (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, October 10

Spaghetti (proposed by Sam Jones) – Friday, October 14

Wesley Willis (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, October 17

Chewbacca’s Hairiness (proposed by Sean Lee) – Friday, October 21

Being Trapped In A Hotel Room With A Rabid Conservative And Jesus Freak (proposed by Tristram Salisbury) – Monday, October 24

Halloween (for the upcoming holiday) - Friday, October 28

Zombies (guest post by Marlon Leroy Brumage II) - Monday, October 31

Tattoos (proposed by Diane Petraitis) – Friday, November 4

Traveling (proposed by Diane Petraitis) – Monday, November 7

TriChuckta, Pt. 1: Chuck Palahniuk (proposed by Sam Jones) – Friday, November 11

TriChuckta, Pt. 2: Chuck Norris (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, November 14

TriChuckta, Pt. 3: Chuck Testa (proposed by Josh Hawkins) – Friday, November 18

Crank 2: High Voltage (proposed by Brian Ornduff) – Monday, November 21

Huey Lewis (proposed by Sam Jones) – Friday, November 25

Pants (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, November 28

Nerd Stores (proposed by Tristram Salisbury) – Friday, December 2

Bob Dylan (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, December 5

The Relationships Between Darth Vader and His Children (proposed by Emily Kersey) – Friday, December 9

Herman Cain (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, December 12

Rock Heaven Guitar Duel: Hendrix vs. Harrison (proposed by Leroy Brumage) – Friday, December 16

Edward Baconhands (proposed by Sean Lee) – Monday, December 19

Anal Leakage (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, December 23

January 1st (proposed by Diane Petraitis) – Monday, December 26

Why A Football Is Not A Very Good Christmas Present (proposed by Bethany Rosser) – Friday, December 30

Dubstep (proposed by the sinister Brian Ornduff) – Monday, January 2

Why 2011 Sucked Ballz [sic] (proposed by Leroy Brumage) – Friday, January 6

Super Nintendo vs. Sega Genesis (proposed by Sean Lee) – Monday, January 9

Egg Salad (proposed by Sam Jones) – Friday, January 13

David Bowie (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, January 16

Manuary, Pt. 1: Sitting On Your Balls (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, January 20

Manuary, Pt. 2: Beard Itch (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, January 23

Manuary, Pt. 3: Morning Wood (proposed by Tristram Salisbury) Friday, January 27

Grover Cleveland (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, January 30

Bill Clinton (proposed by Sam Jones) – Friday, February 3

Russia (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, February 6

Poop Noodles (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, February 10

James and the Giant Peach (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, February 13

Patrick (proposed by Lisa Hostuttler) – Friday, February 17

Frankenstein (proposed by Emily Kersey) – Monday, February 20

Oil Spills (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, February 24

Belly Button Lint (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, February 27

Upside-Down Sex (proposed by Ashton Cutright) - Friday, March 2

Sex Swings (proposed by Ashton Cutright) - Monday, March 5

Adolf Hitler (proposed by Ashton Cutright) - Friday, March 9

Malaysia (proposed by Sam Jones) - Monday, March 12

Hasil Adkins (proposed by Sam Jones) - Friday, March 16

Relief Maps (proposed by Sam Jones) - Monday, March 19

Robes (proposed by Sam Jones) - Friday, March 23

Pooping in Wallman Hall’s Penthouse (proposed by Tristram Salisbury) - Monday, March 26

The Origins of Eggnog (proposed by Daniel Bollinger) – Friday, March 30

Sucker Punch (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, April 2

Cyberbully (proposed by Leroy Brumage) – Friday, April 6

Scissoring (proposed by Jimmy Halpenny) – Monday, April 9

Staples vs. Paperclips (proposed by Diane Petraitis) – Friday, April 13

Investments (proposed by Jules Lee) – Monday, April 16

The Happening (proposed by Jimmy Halpenny) – Friday, April 20

Nerd Equipment Showdown: Star Wars vs. Doctor Who (proposed by Tristram Salisbury) – Monday, April 23

France (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, April 27

Women’s Rights (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, April 30

The Crust that Forms on Shampoo Bottles (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, May 4

Hiccups (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, May 7

Ronald Reagan/Watergate (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, May 11

Hipsters (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, May 14

Nicolas Cage (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, May 18

Fran Drescher (and Her Obnoxious Laugh) (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, May 21

Campus Security (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, May 25

Men’s Bathrooms (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, May 28

The Mile High Club (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, June 1

John Williams’ “Horrible” Music (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Monday, June 4

Soggy Bread (proposed by Ashton Cutright) – Friday, June 8

Billy Joel (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, June 11

Ice Cream (proposed by Sam Jones) -  Friday, June 15

Best Concert I’ve Ever Been To (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, June 18

Bananas (proposed by Sam Jones) – Friday, June 22

George Bush (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, June 25

Jimmy Carter (proposed by Sam Jones) – Friday, June 29

Richard Nixon (proposed by Sam Jones) – Monday, July 2

Why I Would Like To Be A Woman (proposed by Diane Petraitis) – Friday, July 6

Toilet Paper: Over the Roll, or Under the Roll? (proposed by Leroy Brumage) – Monday, July 9

Marvel vs. DC (proposed by Lisa Hostuttler) – Friday, July 13

Dane Cook (proposed by Lisa Hostuttler) – Monday, July 16

Batman vs. Iron Man (proposed by Lisa Hostuttler) – Friday, July 20 (THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!)

Nancy Grace (proposed by Lisa Hostuttler) – Monday, July 23

The Mass Effect Series (No Spoilers) (proposed by Daniel Bollinger) – Friday, July 27

Why The Sky Is Blue (proposed by Daniel Bollinger) – Monday, July 30

My Superpowers (proposed by Daniel Bollinger) – Friday, August 3

High-Life Lounges (proposed by Daniel Bollinger) – Monday, August 6

The History of Go-Mart (proposed by Daniel Bollinger) – Friday, August 10

Gary Numan’s “Cars” (proposed by Samantha Halpenny) - Monday, August 13

One Hundred Post Retrospective and Important Announcement – Friday, August 17

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